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Adventures of a school librarian
Kid: PAPER IS NOT FOOD!
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I was reading them 'Dragon was Terrible'.
Me: 'He was sooo terrible he burped in church! Loudly! Honestly, that's terrible and rude!' Kid: (whispers to the kid in the next chair) That's so rude he should go to jail! #SecondGrade These words came out of my mouth:
Me: Kid! Turn off your shoes. Kid: Aww man! Me: While they are cool, this is not a dance party. This is a library! #FourthGrade #HistoricalPost #CuzItsSummer I was walking in the hallway with Coach. A kid points a Coach's jeans.
Kid: Oooo Coach I see you! Them jeans is on point! #FifthGrade Me: Guys, I'm so excited to see complete sentences even though I have you permission to write one/ two word answers.
Kid: Ms. Librarian. We're in 4th grade. We write in complete sentences. #FourthGrade #SoMatureNow Kid: DON’T WRITE ON YOUR HAND! It will give you cancer!
#SecondGrade #TheKidWasFussingAtME Me: What are you doing?
Kid: Giving you a hug. Kid then proceeds hug me and to kiss my belly before going back to sit down. #Kindergarten #FirstTimeForEverything I let the kids in and this kid immediately raises his hand.
Me: May I help you? Kid: This is more of a compliment than a question, but you are the coolest teacher ever because you use memes. Me: Thanks! #FifthGrade #NewBulletinBoard Kid: You have to have a body to be somebody. Right, Ms. Librarian?
#Kindergarten Me: Hey (kid)! How are you?
Kid: Oh my gosh! Do you remember that day I got that one book???!!! #FourthGrade |
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