Heard today at school:
Kid: Ms. Librarian. How do you spell 'porn'?
Me: I'm sorry. What was that word?
Kid: 'Porn.'
Me: Um... Would you tell me the sentence you were using that in?
Kid: Junie B. Jones didn't want to ride the bus because she would get chocolate milk 'porn' on her head.
Me: Ooohhh. The word you want is 'poured.'
#HeardTodayAtSchool
#2ndGrade
#ItsHardWorkToKeepAStraightFace
Kid: Ms. Librarian. How do you spell 'porn'?
Me: I'm sorry. What was that word?
Kid: 'Porn.'
Me: Um... Would you tell me the sentence you were using that in?
Kid: Junie B. Jones didn't want to ride the bus because she would get chocolate milk 'porn' on her head.
Me: Ooohhh. The word you want is 'poured.'
#HeardTodayAtSchool
#2ndGrade
#ItsHardWorkToKeepAStraightFace