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Kid: PAPER IS NOT FOOD!
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I was reading them 'Dragon was Terrible'.
Me: 'He was sooo terrible he burped in church! Loudly! Honestly, that's terrible and rude!' Kid: (whispers to the kid in the next chair) That's so rude he should go to jail! #SecondGrade These words came out of my mouth:
Me: Kid! Turn off your shoes. Kid: Aww man! Me: While they are cool, this is not a dance party. This is a library! #FourthGrade #HistoricalPost #CuzItsSummer Kid: I look beautiful today.
We were reading “The Three Billy Goats Gruff.”
Kid: Is the Troll a boy or a girl? Me: I don’t know. What do you think? This lead to a deep discussion by the kids. The results: majority ‘boy’, minority ‘girl’, and one ‘boygirl’. That kid then proceeded to color the Troll with a blue body and pinkish/ purplish arms. #BecauseThatsHowItWorks #Kindergarten #HistoricalPost I actually heard this one a while back, but I wanted to share because it still cracks me up. Heard today at school:
Me: What would you do with a million dollars? Kid: I would give half to my mom and half to my brothers and half to my grandma and half to me. Me: Wow. That's a lot of halves. Kid: I know. It's a good plan. #HeardTodayAtSchool #HistoricalPost #FirstGrade Heard today at school:
Me: P is for poinsettia. Be careful if you have a poinsettia at your house. They can make your pets sick. Kid: Even my fish??? Me: No. I'm pretty sure your fish is safe. This one happened during Christmas time. It's so hot this summer, I wanted to post something that reminded me about colder temperatures. #HeardTodayAtSchool #HistoricalPost Heard today at school:
Kid: Ms. Librarian. Is school going to be cancelled tomorrow? I heard a teacher say it was going to be in the 50s. Me: I wish! But no. Not even close to being cold enough. Heard this one a while ago, but it still makes me laugh. #HeardTodayAtSchool #HistoricalPost Heard today at school:
Kid: My Christmas tree's name was Rosie. #HeardTodayAtSchool #Historical Post Heard today at school:
Kid: Ms. Librarian. Is there going to be Thursday next Thursday? Me: ... Kid: No! Wait! Is there going to be Thanksgiving next Thursday? #HeardTodayAtSchool #FourthGrade #HistoricalPost |
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